Inconsequential But Important™
Things About Book Crowley And Aziraphale That Didn’t Make It Into The Show
-At one point, Crowley eats a slice of angel cake (and Aziraphale takes some)
-Aziraphale, all the time, calls Crowley ‘my dear’
-Crowley’s favourite show is Golden Girls
-Aziraphale’s shop is on such valuable property that mafia members sometimes come and threaten to burn down the place if he doesn’t sell it. They always go away. They never come back.
-Crowley has a Soul Music selection. With “real Soul music”, so without any James Brown. He keeps that collection in alphabetical order.
-Aziraphale hates actually selling his books and goes out of his way to avoid having to do it. He owns, by the way, a large Oscar Wilde first edition collection.
-Crowley loves sleeping. At one point he slept through an entire century
-Aziraphale’s tax reports are so accurate the authorities thought he was forging them/hiding something
-Crowley got a recommendation for the Spanish Inquisition after hanging out in Spanish cantinas at that time (instead of sending a memo, claiming it as his idea). After checking it out, he got drunk for a week.
-Aziraphale was known for helping with public proofreading and translations for book printers – one time he most likely used an opportunity to write himself into one “infamous” bible; the passage is the basis for the show’s scene of God asking Aziraphale about his sword
-Crowley made Manchester
-Aziraphale thinks dolphins are fish instead of mammals.
thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….
In case anyone was worried about this little guy
Thank you, I was 😀
armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby
im gonna need youtube to stop recommending me videos of mbb its too depressing
Bc Hollywood is a never ending cycle of female child stars being encouraged to dress and act mature incredibly young to appeal to grown men, preyed upon and groomed by grown men in Hollywood, being in relationships with these men twice their age the second they turn 18, then Hollywood turning on them as adults for relying on sex appeal and ruining their careers, and here we are in 2019 where all the female child stars from the 90s are at that final stage and opening up about how gross their treatment as children was and we’re all like “yeah put an end to this!! #metoo!!!” And then Millie Bobby brown, a 15 year old, is dressed like this by her stylists for every public appearance and is being persued by grown men and everyone’s just like “aw it’s cute! Let her dress how she wants!” And it’s just never gonna get better or end we’re gonna treat girls like this forever. 🙂
it’s really disgusting and just gross that it’s so normalized and that no one bats an eye it seems
Hm. I wonder why so many white people are pressed about Adam & Eve being Black?
And why are so many men are pressed about God being represented as a woman?
I saw Neil Gaiman speak a few weeks ago, and he talked about this exact thing. It was really interesting listening to him say (paraphrasing) “We did that on purpose so that the wrong people for the show would turn it off. If Adam and Eve being blacm offends them, the show isn’t for them, and the rest of the show is only going to offend them more.” Really interesting choice, and it looks like It’s working just as planned!
For real though, It’s better that the bigots bail in the first five minutes. Can you imagine if they watched all of it and realized how subversive the plot is? How it turns most religious beliefs on their heads and is gay to boot? Chaos and never ending white rage. I’m glad we don’t have to deal with that.
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