zerocapitalism:

zerocapitalism:

gay person: i made a joke because a homophobe was being homophobic. the joke was neither violent nor cruel.

twitter: your account is frozen now. please think about what you did wrong

republican: i’m here posting literal nazi propaganda

twitter: we can’t use our anti-nazi algorithms because it might delete the poor wittle republicans.

twitter: happy pride month.

lgbt person: heres my video about being lgbt

youtube: video has been flagged for adult content, you can now no longer make money off it

nazi: heres my youtube video about white supremacy and the glory of the motherland or some other fucking bullshit us nazis say

youtube: it’s called freedom of speech, look it up

youtube: happy pride month.

haladeliyim:

Yellow Aesthetic (via Pinterest)

sometimes i’m in parties in apex but i never add them as friends (cos i don’t know how) and they never add me either. i say “i gtg now, love u guys ;3” and then leave

Sherman Falls by Geoff Shaw

professorsparklepants:

Also I should mention that yesterday I said “Ankh-Morpork’s favorite son” and then went “oh my god, Young Sam is Batman” and then wrote it down in all caps so I wouldn’t forget, as Meghan pointed out that this probably only lasts 2-3 weeks in a fit of teenage rebellion while his parents are on vacation before Vetinari calls him into the office and threatens to tell his dad he’s been fighting crime as a vigilante. Dragonman only exists for less than a month and nobody (other than Jenkins, the Patrician, and probably Angua) ever know who it is.

within that three weeks, half a dozen “supervillains” start operating – the Jester, the Puzzlemaker, the Rare and Strangely Monochrome Flightless Waterfowl Found on the Ice Floes Rimward of Fourecks. A plucky urchin lad whose parents were killed in a freak circus accident attaches himself to Sam’s side with the determination of a born sidekick (at the end of the book, he will – well, he will end up adopted by someone and signed up for a decent school, but he will vow to either join the Watch one day, or help Sam birdwatch in the afternoons. Dibbler starts selling Dragonman action figures.

Dragonman fades once more into the night, just in times for the Duke and Duchess of Ankh to return and never hear about it. But the legend never dies…