Vincent

roswell-newton-vargas:

roswell-newton-vargas:

My favorite thing my roommates do (and I’m not being sarcastic) is that sometimes I’ll just be talking to them normally and they’ll go, “Hm, I didn’t like that one,” like they’re critiquing a stand-up set instead of having a conversation with me. It’s hilarious.

The other day I was like, “The Beetlejuice musical fuckin’ slaps. I’m so puppet horny,” and Bre was just like, “Nope. Don’t say that.”

Me: *says anything*

Jesse and Bre: Okay, take it from the top, and this time sound like a normal human person.