official-venom-snake:

toadprince:

Please stop breeding 🙂 faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the 🙂 breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the 🙂 breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

I was pretty sure this post was about brachycephalic dog breeds but after looking through the notes I’m starting to doubt myself

i-am-a-fish:

neothepolitan:

i-am-a-fish:

neothepolitan:

i-am-a-fish:

neothepolitan:

i-am-a-fish:

neothepolitan:

i-am-a-fish:

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

*hesitantly steps closer*

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

allonsydearie:

Someone: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Crowley: i’m a knife

Aziraphale, from across the room: he’s the little spoon

kin+plural severs don’t ignore semi and nonverbal alters challenge!!! they’re still saying things!!!!! i just wish there were a server just for them!!!!

jucked:

LGBT Wooloo Icons!

janeromero:

Like this post and ill create a dark souls 3 character for you! Reply if you want anything specific. (I.E. gender, class, etc.)

friend-proxy:

lovedripdrop:

catchymemes:

Wild

i wanted this to never end

kushycat:

🌟🌌