shitboy96:

skarchomp:

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

Me when I see a police dog: class traitor

goodreadss:

““Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?” …Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, “We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.””

— Charles M. Schulz , Charlie Brown 
(via goodreadss)

zerocapitalism:

zerocapitalism:

gay person: i made a joke because a homophobe was being homophobic. the joke was neither violent nor cruel.

twitter: your account is frozen now. please think about what you did wrong

republican: i’m here posting literal nazi propaganda

twitter: we can’t use our anti-nazi algorithms because it might delete the poor wittle republicans.

twitter: happy pride month.

lgbt person: heres my video about being lgbt

youtube: video has been flagged for adult content, you can now no longer make money off it

nazi: heres my youtube video about white supremacy and the glory of the motherland or some other fucking bullshit us nazis say

youtube: it’s called freedom of speech, look it up

youtube: happy pride month.

haladeliyim:

Yellow Aesthetic (via Pinterest)

sometimes i’m in parties in apex but i never add them as friends (cos i don’t know how) and they never add me either. i say “i gtg now, love u guys ;3” and then leave